Humor List Digest Mon May 5 03:00:05 EDT 2003
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26 lines: Quotation of the day for May 2, 2003
34 lines: great IRC quotes
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>From quotationoftheday@yahoo.ca Fri May 2 05:58:26 2003
Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 05:55:06 -0400
From: quotationoftheday_request@yahoo.ca (Quotation of the day editor)
Subject: Quotation of the day for May 2, 2003
"There are two races of people -- Men and Women... The male is
motivated by toys and science because men are born with no purpose in
the universe except to procreate. There is lots of time to kill
beyond that. They've got to find work. Men have no inherent center
to themselves beyond procreating. Women, however, are born with a
center. They can create the universe, mother it, teach it, nurture
it. Men read science fiction to build the future. Women don't have
to read it. They are the future."
- Ray Bradbury
Submitted by: heather fairley
Nov. 4, 1998
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>From glen@oldmoose.com Fri May 2 08:55:50 2003
Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 08:55:59 -0400
From: "Glen B. Glater"
Subject: great IRC quotes
http://www.bash.org/?top
some that I liked:
#25464 +(1421)- [X]
"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who
understand binary and those who don't."
That's only 2 types of people, kow.
STUPID
#4753 +(1990)- [X]
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there
should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just
take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve
itself?
#5273 +(3285)- [X]
hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping,
it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it
is.